10.) Meryl Streep: From Streep you could weep! Her Beauty-of-a-career cannot be denied - but that Beast-of-a-Wardrobe is pure Mother of the Bride.
9.) Sandra Oh: Oh, Sandra! Drowning in beads, bangles and prehistoric bows, she's layered lunacy - from toes to nose!
8.) Tori Spelling: All chills and no thrills - guess Tori's “Down and Out in Beverly Hills!” She's definitely under fashion duress - positive proof that More is really Less!
7.) Sharon Stone: It's clear Sharon's misplaced her fashion gift - she looks like an over-the-hill Cruella De Ville - after a seismic shift!
6.) Paula Abdul: Wrapped in floral fiascos that grow moldier by the hour…she's a lumpy stem…on a bumpy flower. A fallen fashion “Idol”!
5.) Mariah Carey: Mariah “The Fashion Pariah” has finally found her stylistic niche…let's crown her the Queen of Catastrophic Kitsch!
4.) Christina Aguilera: La Diva Christina is a dazzling singer…but she puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer! - all crass, no class!
3.) Lindsay Lohan: Tragically trapped in fashion's fast lane…looks like Lindsay's ready to remake “Baby Jane.” From adorable to deplorable.
2.) Camilla Parker-Bowles: The Duchess of Dowdy Strikes Again! In feathered hats that were once the rage…she resembles a petrified parakeet - from the Jurassic Age …A royal wreck!
and
1.) Britney Spears/Paris Hilton: Two peas in an over-exposed pod! Style-free and fashion deprived…ladies and gentlemen, the “SCREAMGIRLS” have arrived!
Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006:
Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Barbra Streisand, Beyonce, Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.
--January 9, 2007
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